Bill Leisner

No! Go for soda and pop rocks instead!!

I find that I can harness the hatred of my job and the loathing of my coworkers and use that energy to get me through the day.

Of course, the crack helps as well.

Any kids that might read this, I mean the crack in my veneer of socially appropriate behavior, the constant maintenance of which keeps me on my toes and focused. Stay in school.