Bill Leisner

You've got it wrong. It's *hairpull*, and then *headdesk*.

I think you need to increase the ratio of deep breaths to hairpulls and headdesks . . .

Then you will start taking numbers and kicking ass.

Let me guess, you made the mistake of working for Marco? That sounds too familiar to be any other editor.

Have you considered therapy for these masochistic tendencies, Bill?

*winces* Oooh...honey....no... *shakes head*